Lists Lists Lists

Instead of cluttering my phone with notes made of all the lists I compose, I figured I might as well tumble.

Random Things That May or May Not Be True

-I won first place in the long jump in my first grade field day

-I had my first boyfriend (Richard) in kindergarten. His mom loved me because he was half Japanese and if we married our children would still be Asian mutt babies.

-I love my tattoo and would absolutely get another one if I found something that meant as much to me as this one does.

-I’m related to a professional musician.

-I got honorable mention for a science fair project on which bubble bath produced the best bubbles (Mrs. Piggy).

-I arrange money in my wallet in order of denomination and separate different colored coins. And yes, I do this so if I suddenly lose my eyesight I can still figure out how much I have.

-I once had a collection of over 400 travel brochures.

-I’ve always wanted to squeeze out an entire brand new tube of toothpaste for the hell of it.

-I strongly dislike broccoli.

-Sometimes I use obnoxious accents (including, but not limited to, valley girl, Indian, Monty Python-esque French, southern belle) when answering the phone if I know it is a telemarketer.